My body, my choice

I'm exhausted. Last night I went to a spin class for an hour...and then went to hip hop. I think my body is protesting today. It's got little picket signs that say "WTF?" and is threatening to do a sit-in if I try to workout tonight, chanting "Hell, no! We won't go! Hell, no! We won't go!" I'd call out the SWAT team to squirt it with a firehose, but I may have to join it on the picket line.

In other news, Brent and I are discussing our wedding plans. I'm joking about eloping while Brent's joking about us coordinating a flash mob for our wedding.

I'd continue to attempt to be witty and funny in this entry, but I'm really tired. I think I'm going to crawl to the nearby Coffee Bean. Therefore, I leave you with a couple funny quotes I received in an e-mail yesterday.

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner." - Lynda Montgomery

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and the day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." - Bob Ettinger