Oscar the Grouch

Just got finished watching the Oscars. They should have called it the Beyonces - she sang three songs (maybe more, I might have missed a couple). I heard that Minnie Driver was supposed to have sung the song from Phantom, which she does on the soundtrack, but they booted her for Beyonce. Or should I say Beyonce's booty? ::taps on mic:: Is this thing on?

They also could have called it the Uglies, because I really didn't like any of the dresses. They were plain, unflattering and.... what the heck was with Scarlett Johanson, especially her hair?

Whew...now that I've gotten all of that all of my system, let's move on.

The official Nanette-and-Shelby-take-Europe countdown is winding down. Less than four days and we're outta here!

I have a 6:45 a.m. flight tomorrow to San Francisco, which means I have to be at the airport by 5:45, which means I have to leave here by 5:15, which means I have to get up around 4:45, which means I should stop writing very poor sentences and get to bed.

"Dawn French, your question for ten pounds in coins. What is the capital of England? Is it a: London, b: somewhere else, c: somewhere else entirely, or d: a worm?" - Jennifer Saunders, French & Saunders Live