Apparently I'm destined to get a flat tire on the way home from the airport for the rest of my life. It happened to me again last night! Yesterday was worse, though, because this time I had just flown in from Houston (instead of Northern California) so I was much more eager to get home. It was also midnight. And my cell phone died. And then the McDonald's didn't have a pay phone. And then I had to drive to the next shopping center. And the Sav On doesn't give change for a dollar because they have the automatic chain dispensers. And then I didn't have my AAA card. And I'd been up for 21 hours. And, and, and...I was almost in tears, but I managed to hold them back. The flat was caused by the biggest pothole, which I'm assuming was caused by the massive amount of rain we've been having. I drove past it at lunch today and they were patching it up. If only they'd done it a day sooner, damnit.
While I was in Houston, there was a tornado warning. The rain was falling horizontally because of the wind. I had a Nigerian cab driver with the thickest accent and the funniest stories.
Lastly, I have a very bad stomach ache. Bleh. I don't think I have food poisoning. I had a hard-boiled egg this morning, but Brent did, too, and he feels fine. I also had a little bit of coffee, a muffin, and some chips. That's it. I wasn't hungry at lunch. I'm hungry now, but I don't think I should eat. Bleh.
"You probably don't think that I can force this towel down your throat. But trust me, I can. All the way. Except I'd hold onto this one little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest it, I pull it out. Taking your stomach lining with it. For most people it would take about a week to die. It's very painful." - Jack Bauer, 24

What a terrible welcome you received.Golly, those crazy potholes can really be troublesome. There were some
ReplyDeletepotholes in SoCal that were creating flat tires at the rate of one every 15
minutes! It sounds like there is some greater force that wants you to leave
California. Perhaps there is something calling you back to Huston.Flat tire, no pay-phone, no change available for the pay-phone that is
there...That Nigerian cab driver, I think he's a sign for you.
LOL! I think the tornado in Houston was the sign that I should stay in California. :)
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