Hey, you! Lurker! As Yvett and Jen pointed out, it's National De-Lurker Week. That means that if you're reading this, you have to comment. All you lurkers who read but never comment, you must or you will be cursed with a lifetime of Nickelback, pimento loaf and bad hair.
"That doesn't mean anything. They're freaky little creatures. They lurk." -John Munch, Law & Order, SVU