- Bald men (fit or fat) with beards
- Drinking energy drinks at the gym (like Rockstar) instead of water
- Watching people watch other people
- Adding more cereal to your bowl instead of drinking the remaining milk when you're eating cereal
- Pussycat Dolls
- Love of monkeys
- Hatred of birds
- The new Eminem/Nate Dogg song
- Drinking enough water each day
- The last movie you saw
"You know the monkey is the only cookie animal that gets clothes... .I wonder if the hippo is like, 'Hey, were are my clothes?' and the monkey is like, 'I mock you with my monkey pants.'... All monkeys are French, you didn't know that?" - Oz, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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