- Talk to me while one of us in a stall.
- Talk to someone (loudly) on your cell phone while you're sitting on the can. If you do this to me while I'm on the phone with you, I will hang up.
- Wash your hands and then flale them around wildly to shake off the water. Shake 'em off over the sink. Quit dripping all over the floor.
- Walk out without washing your hands.
- Watch the paper towel you attempted to throw in the trash hit the ground, and not pick it up.
- Repeatedly try to open the door of the stall I'm in. It's locked. Someone's in here. That someone has loudly said, "I'm in here!"
"Why, when you walk into a public restroom, is everything fucking wet? What happened, was there like a shaggy dog in there after a bath?" - Dane Cook
Oh I hate it when that stuff happens. Especially the talking in the stalls, whether it's on the phone (gross) or while I am using it (hello, privacy please).
ReplyDeleteMy company shares our floor with another company. One of their employees wears a Bluetooth and is ALWAYS talking on it in the stall. So, every time I walk in and I hear her on the phone, I flush every toilet. I'm sure she doesn't care, but it makes me feel better.
ReplyDeleteOh, those things annoy me too. How about when a mom doesn't stop her kid from putting their head into (underneath) your stall? I love kids, but I don't think that's cute - and hello! The floor is dirty.
ReplyDeleteI HATE when people try to talk to you! And yeah, they keep pulling at the door while it's locked.. DUH, there's someone in there.
ReplyDeleteBut it's ok if I kick down the door of the stall you're in when you're on the can? Alrighty, then.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot one- when there are a million empty stalls but they have to go in the one RIGHT next to yours. Give a person some space when you're in there!
ReplyDeleteShelby
Oh I can't stand the whole talking on the cell phone in the stall. I with Shelby though, the one that gets me is when there are a dozen empty stalls and someone picks the one right next to you. grrr!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget... "Forget to flush."
ReplyDeleteEw.
I mean, how do you forget to do THAT?!