Kick it

You know those daydream scenes that Ali McBeal and JD on Scrubs have? The kind where they stop and think for a second about some crazy scenario that is only remotely related to the situation they're in? Well, lately I've been daydreaming about kicking doors in - like bathroom stalls, office doors, house doors. I think it'd be the funniest thing ever. Maybe I have a subconscious desire to make a memorable entrance everywhere I go.

This has replaced my daydream of sliding everything off someone's desk in a fit of rage.

Perhaps I'll combine the two and kick in someone's office door and then slide everything off their desk. Too bad my work doesn't cause me to "rage." Would it have the same result if I did it while laughing?

"Kick it! You wake up late for school man you don't wanna go. You ask you mom, 'Please?' but she still says, 'No!'" - Beastie Boys, Fight for Your Right (to Party)