Tuesday, July 29, 2008

More Brentversations

At the house
Me: Crap! My wedding ring won't go on!
Brent: But it fit yesterday?
Me: Yup. I'm just extra bloated today. I don't want to leave the house looking like an unwed mother.
Brent: Don't worry about it. Just don't have sex with any other men.

Over IM
Brent: I ate that crappy Balance Bar because it said it had all the protein but I'm still hungry
Me: Eat bacon
Me: That has protein
Brent: Yeah. Because there's a big plate of bacon here and I'm still deciding whether or not I should eat all the tasty bacon
Brent: It's right next to the bag that says "free money" that I'm on the fence about

"Oh, I've had this conversation before. You're marrying my mom, aren't you?" - Kenneth, 30 Rock

19 comments:

  1. love the mention of bacon.

    sorry to hear your rings don't fit. :(.

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  2. Is it possible he is related to my SO?

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  3. That's pretty much what I sound like at home too.

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  4. Maybe try putting on your ring in the morning when you're less bloated?

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  5. I totally felt like that too about the rings. For some reason, my wedding band still fit a lot longer than my engagement ring did so I didn't have to go too long without either of them. I jammed them back on within the first week after Rex was born!

    I love that Brent would associate a big plate of bacon with a bag of free money- guess he really likes bacon!

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  6. i love these posts. too funny!

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  7. Wait, there's bacon at your house?

    Knock Knock

    May I borrow a cup of bacon?

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  8. This one had me and the hub cracking up. Very Chandler-esque "...and my diamond shoes are too tight!" hahaha.

    Don't force the rings. I suggest putting them on a chain. My boss had to have hers sawed off and it took her years before she could afford to repair it.

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  9. Bwah, ha! Ha! You guys are cute!

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  10. haha aw you guys are funny.

    put your ring on a necklace, that's what my friend did when it stopped fitting :)

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  11. You guys are too funny :)

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  12. Same thing happened to me during the 3rd trimester. I tried the chain thing, but it made my husband nervous that the chain would break an I'd lose my rings. And so, I tried a fake ring from Target. It was awesome for like 2 days until my finger turned green. And so... in the end... unwed mother. :)

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  13. I've actually been wearing Eric's wedding band for the past week because his fingers were swollen. Wait...I wonder if he's pregnant!

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  14. Don't remember if I commented before, but I had to this time!

    I read this right before I went to make dinner. It really helped... omlettes and bacon and toast it is!

    As for the rings, I wore mine on a chain.

    BTW, if you haven't clicked on my site before.. it is just one page and something every pregnant woman should read.

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  15. Haaa your husband is as witty as mine! I emailed him my weekly pregnancy fruit comparison (courtesy of the Nest) last week with the subject line, "Orange you glad you married me?" M replied, "Yes, but I wonder sometimes why I knock knocked you up."

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  16. I think I may have just fallen in love with your husband!

    I am dying over here! hahaha!

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  17. I'm totally cracking up right now and wondering if Brett and Mr. P are somehow related. Brothers in sarcasm?

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  18. mmmmmm...bacon.

    that is all.

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