Thursday, December 03, 2009

A pinch and an Em Dash

My mom was in town earlier this week. We took her car somewhere and came out to find this lovely scene:
Piss-poor parking job

If it's not obvious, my mom's car is on the right. The JERK's is on the left. The picture doesn't do the reality justice - there were probably three inches, if that, between their passenger side and my mom's driver's side. We were PISSED. I grabbed a piece of paper, a pen and left a scathing note on their windshield. (In retrospect, I could have been a lot meaner in the note. I SHOULD'VE been a lot meaner.) I climbed through my mom's passenger seat (in a skirt, no less), and slowly worked my way out of the spot. It was like world's biggest Game of Operation - "don't touch the sides!"

First the hit-and-run wench, whose damage has been estimated at $1,100, not including the value of Em's car seat, and then this jerk? Oh, and our recent flat tire. I could scream!

Having said all that, at least I have a cute kid. Those other asshat drivers? I'm sure their current and/or future offspring are UGLY.*

See? I have the potential to be MEANER!**

Onto the cute kid!

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To the side

*And by "ugly" I mean "ugly in personality" because their parents are stupid and inconsiderate people! It's widely known that stupid and inconsiderate people typically breed other stupid and inconsiderate people!

**Ok, I guess I can only be meaner to an extent. Sigh...

"So you talked to Tammy? What's it like to stare in the eye of Satan's butt hole?" - Ron, Parks and Recreation

17 comments:

  1. I hate people who park like that. So incredibly rude. Ugh. I love the "license plates" you made.

    Your daughter is absolutely precious! So cute.

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  2. You couldn't be mean if you tried. I, on the other hand, would've slammed my junker's door right into the other other car and driven away while singing a song.

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  3. I hate parking douche bags.

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  4. santa monica place?

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  5. gah what a nightmare.On the other hand Miss Em sure is cute

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  6. How hard it is to stay between the lines?! Ugh - I hate bad parkers!!

    And Em just gets cuter and cuter.

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  7. Again - how do people think parking like that is nearly okay? It just goes to show that some people are downright a-holes.

    And that's 3 for you - so hopefully you're done with car issues for a LONG time!

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  8. What the heck man! People suck! That last pic of Em, though? SO AWESOME. You definitely have a cuter kid. :-D

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  9. Ooh, very reminiscent of an incident I had at the UPS store a while back only the guy in the truck actually was so sideways that his giant truck was behind my XTerra and I could not possibly get out. I knew who it was though so I went back in the store and rudely told him what he had done. He seemed sorry about it but he was a total asshat. I tell Rob all the time, if you're going to drive a large truck/SUV, you should have to pass a parking test before you can leave the lot with the new vehicle! AND swear not to be a lazy ass when parking your giant beast of a vehicle!

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  10. ugh that is so annoying, i hate horrible drivers and parkers. i mean i'm a bad parker and all but not that awful.

    but at least little em is all sorts of adorableness.

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  11. Like Ron White says, "You can't fix stupid".

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  12. Soooo post this on http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

    But she is a doll!

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  13. Karma is a bitch.

    On another note, your child is adorable, as always.

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  14. That last picture of Em is one of my favorites of all time... So far.

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  15. I must admit....the kid is freaking adorable.

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  16. People are such jerks! sorry you had to deal with that!

    Oh, and I'm going to kidnap Em! She is a dollface! I <3 her!

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  17. Ugh - annoying parkers are just ridiculous!!! Luckily you could get out of that spot!

    Pics of Em, on the other hand are ridiculously CUTE!

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