Em: I want to do craps! Mommy, let's do craps! Can we do craps now? Is it time for craps?!
Me: Ok, we're going to do CRAFTS. And we're going to make these...
Me: No, super hero cuffs!
Em: No, I want to do craps!
Me: Ugh, let's just try this. These ARE craps! I mean, crafts!
Me: Let's decorate them.
Me: Ok, try them on.
Me: Ohhh, we flattened them too much when we colored them. And now they're too big.
Me: Let's try this idea instead. Princess crowns!
Me: Err, maybe not.
Me: Well, we had fun trying!
Em: Mommy, craps! Let's do craps!